Its my duty to please that booty.

Today in the mail i received my civil obligated duty to be apart of the tarrant county justice system. Ive gotten jury summons many times but i always decline due to school. This time i will have to decline again do to some medical problems i have...an over enlarge PENIS....this a disability that has plagued my life for many years. Women do not like huge guys like me due to the fact that its feels like a train driving through a rabbit hole very painful. So i am sorry tarrant county i must decline your jury summons.

the summons....sounds like a scary movie

Tha past couple of days ive been working on this rubriks cube...it is kicking my ass...cant remember all the algorythems for all the ways to complete this. So i used my trusty youtube and theres step by step directions how to do it...so finally i finished it with the help of the video..next week i will do it on my own.

half way done

For the past couple of weeks i have been checking my favorite blog online. Fur Face Boy is a great sight i often check it every couple of hours just to see if he updates. Ha has some funny shit on there....maybe i will send my picture soon so i can be famous.

my favorite snl skit of all time

RED LIGHT CAMERAS SUCK BIG FAT DONKEY D!CK

When i got the ticket in the mail i thought to my self hell no i didnt run no damn light but the evidence is pretty overwhelming . So i did run the redlight....bastards!!!!



I dont know why i was so far from this truck.

Me trying to catch up and beat the light i guess.


Well everyone knows about this video that i made for Tu Anh for her birthday but many have not seen it so here it is ...i wanna thank jimmy mina and waldo for their help.


oh yea and i saw this yo mama joke on arlenes status and it made me giggle...yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake......i guess harry potter fans would only know



Im currently on facebook and just upload a new picture...you should check it out. Ive been working out a lil and growing out my hair.